live free or diebold

"Still less is it 'democracy' if [the voter] wanders into the booth in a hallucinated daze, casting his vote, as he believes, for the candidate representing elves rather than the candidate representing satyrs, because he believes that the elves will give him candy but that the satyrs are ugly and want to eat him." -- Wallace Shawn, "Before The Election," Final Edition (Autumn 2004)